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<title>Interpretations Of A Deranged Mind</title>
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The bitch feels &#x3C;i&#x3E;oh-so-loved.&#x3C;/i&#x3E;


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The bitch was teary eyed thinking no one remembers her birthday. So pimp cousin quickly came up with a last minute plan to celebrate on the first minute. 


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Because the mortals don&#x27;t camouflage and the mutant sweat too much gold dust.

Shutter Weekend extended due to the long weekend. Prostituted shutter shades provided by Woot-T!n Distribution International. 


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The conclusion of the shutter shades weekend.

With appearances by Her Royal Wootness Tin Roa, The Controversial Ipanema Boy Randy, Whorrified To Be Whoresome Erika and The Legendary Warren G. 

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In some nights we keep it whoresome as the wonders of our bodies are made of muscles that need to rest from being explored.

Portions of this shameless self promotion provided by Woot-Tin. 

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An impure soul in search of the pure shores. 

With appearances by the birthday celebrant Michelle Cabrera-Francisco, Elmer Francisco, Dominic Francisco, Xenia Fabelata, Iggolo, Seki, Woot-Tin Roa, a few microscopic pests, Victoria Wants My Secret, Kanye West, Maricel, Jay Pascual, Gerlan and the Legendary Warren G. 

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If it wasn&#x27;t for that &#x3C;i&#x3E;misery-loves-company-40-year-old-virgin nanny&#x3C;/i&#x3E;, we would&#x27;ve been complete. 


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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Lesser Evil</title>
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I&#x27;ve been keeping myself away from sin every noontime, but for a friend I can take the lesser evil. 


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<title>Morning The Night</title>
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The accidental tourists plan to spend a sleepless night in the streets but a good host can never allow that. 


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Your college professor also happens to be a part time slut just like your full time.


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<title>By The Motorela Way</title>
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Your head is heavier on one side.


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Because you look skinny when it&#x27;s blurry to the point of invisibility. 


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Exams my ass. 


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1. Hit The Heartbreaks
2. Partie Traumatic
3. Listen To Your Body Tonight
4. Hurricane Jane
5. I&#x27;m Making Eyes At You
6. I&#x27;ve Underestimated My Charm (Again)
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8. Love Me Already
9. I Wanna Be Your Limousine
10. Look At Me (When I Rock Wichoo)</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 3 Aug 2008 15:10:38 -0000</pubDate>
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Driving from one place to another until the engine wouldn&#x27;t start on my way home. Special thanks to the people from CAR24 who tightened a screw and made it work.

Portions of this shameless self promotion provided by Michelle Cabrera-Francisco.


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Things got a little busy but yours truly will be with you shortly. 

Portions of this shameless self promotion provided by Michelle Cabrera-Francisco.


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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:57:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing Is A Lie</title>
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&#x22;For the meantime, inspiration comes in a bottle.&#x22;


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1 Bleeding All Over You 3:45
2 You Cheated Me 3:14
3 Jesus &#x26; Mary 3:40
4 Comin&#x27; Tonight 3:17
5 Tower Song 3:27
6 Hearts Club Band 4:21
7 So Many Friends 3:24
8 In the Middle of the Night 4:44
9 The George Song 3:35
10 Niger River 3:52
11 Jimi 5:24
12 See Emily Play 2:18
13 I Wish I Were 4:18
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Random drinks, random posses. 

With appearances by Katrina Del Castillo, Tin(A), Diva Miss Victoria J., Yok, Jay Of Tin, June (formerly tagged SRG, recently certified HMF), Pee-peep, Louis, Chewbacca, SRG with a forgettable name and previously introduced by Bitchy B., Ore, Ron, Arnil and The Legendary Warren G. 


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Post hustling hours. 


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First entry as the bad influence, second as the HMF.


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A kin decides to fly fly so we&#x27;re dining to say bye bye trying to stop someone from going cry cry.


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