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I Would've Made A Better Boyfriend

Apr 14, '08 7:05 AM
for everyone

    I must take the time to applaud you for ruthlessly and glamorously bitch slapping that philandering swine. What you did was brutal yet honorable and dignified. But we must admit, I can say that only because I wasn't involved in the scene. Yes love, I still have a little selfishness left in me.

    Now you know I was right when you had to learn your lesson the hard and hurtful way. As your ever considerate friend, I understand why you didn't take my advice at first. But what I resent now is you not telling me that you picked this shameless schmuck off the streets, the level of ghettoness that is far out from our supposed standards. For this, we must cool off our friendship for at least a day so I can think things over and forgive you for ruining my reputation of having friends with only the finest tastes.

    If you only needed someone to call your own, I would've made a better boyfriend. Because my loyalty has long been tried and true despite of what the unfortunate ones who never had me say otherwise. Too bad though, you're not my type.

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mitzil wrote on Apr 14

haha! too bad, huh?Ü

abzsenseguy wrote on Apr 14

whoa!.. relax. chill lng boss. :D nag nosebleed ko!

mitzil wrote on Apr 14

shawteetheretard said

I must take the time to applaud you for ruthlessly and glamorously bitch slapping that philandering swine.

**applauds with you**

shawteetheretard wrote on Apr 14, edited on Apr 14

haha! too bad, huh?Ü

And it's too bad that someone else's story becomes my own. After all, doesn't the world revolve around me? Hahahahahahahaha.

shawteetheretard wrote on Apr 14

abzsenseguy said

whoa!.. relax. chill lng boss. :D nag nosebleed ko!

Don't worry love, I am in my most relaxed state of mind right now. Let me hand you a napkin so you can clean yourself up :)

mungkeyboy wrote on Apr 14

Bigig.

shawteetheretard wrote on Apr 14

**applauds with you**

And I imagined The Bold And The Beautiful, cat fight, bitch slapping, dang! Glamour drama is back!

shawteetheretard wrote on Apr 14

mungkeyboy said

Bigig.

Mao na ikaw ayaw gyud ka pag binuang ug babae labon na kung miga nako kay sigurado ma blog gyud taka! Nya!

kdlig wrote on Apr 14

shawteetheretard said

Mao na ikaw ayaw gyud ka pag binuang ug babae labon na kung miga nako kay sigurado ma blog gyud taka! Nya!

hahahaha, don't mess with the blogger! LOL!

shawteetheretard wrote on Apr 14

kdlig said

hahahaha, don't mess with the blogger! LOL!

But of course, they're never personal attacks. If you got hurt, don't blame me, you got issues, I just made you face it. Hahahaha.

kristineroa wrote on Apr 14

love, i couldn't have said it better myself. =)

shawteetheretard wrote on Apr 14

kristineroa said

love, i couldn't have said it better myself. =)

Great minds think alike love :)

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